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arisatohamuko:

my 3 year old cousin  saw this post and asked me what disney princess this was and then referred to ron paul as our grandfather

arisatohamuko:

my 3 year old cousin  saw this post and asked me what disney princess this was and then referred to ron paul as our grandfather

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officialnyteblayde:

tumblr making food is like “dump two full handfuls of crumbled bacon into an entire jar of nutella and then covering the whole fucking mess in sriracha sauce”

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milthanks:

vinegod:

how i feel when i wear glasses vs how i feel without them. by AlliCattt

where’s her oscar because this is a full movie in 6 seconds

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weird US history: former head of state Jimmy Carter was known to have spent the latter years of his presidency in the companionship of a rabbit-like demonoid imp or familiar dubbed “Spanky” with whom he would commune in the nighttime. ex first lady Rosalynn Carter made reference to the situation in her controversial 2006 autobiography: “Around ‘79 he [Jimmy Carter] had taken up this unusual habit of leaving the grounds late into the night, around 2:00-3:00am, in a completely and total fervor, and come back a mess early in the morning with twigs and mud and blood on his body…”

gorebitch666:

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Carter fishing with his familiar, Spanky

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darkohexar:

You know what my favorite thing about the Pokemon TCG is? The attack names:

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And my all-time favorite:

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