river of consciousness

kiss my ass and my anus 'cause it's finally famous


really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)


when you brush your teeth you are petting your skeleton for a job well done

(via weed-rabbit)


last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

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