river of consciousness

kiss my ass and my anus 'cause it's finally famous

hcandersen:

fyi if you’re a tiny child, there was a time when browsers didn’t have tabs. you just had the one window and had to open a separate window for every other page you wanted open simultaneously. it was real bad

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zazzle-poetry:

nyehs:

my new aesthetic is like anti zazzle-poetry esque things.  Its the same idea but not so much edgy passive aggressive “i hate everyone” kind of fashion.. more like a.. “friendly hi guys whats up” kind of fashion. for instance… plain shirts that just say “hi” on them or “whats up every one” . Just some friendly quotes to spread positivity in a minimal and simple way.. i call it reversive offensive zazzle poetry shirtcore

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  • me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
  • me driving: say your prayers