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kiss my ass and my anus 'cause it's finally famous

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

tfw multiple people start talking over each other in an anime and there are subtitles all over the top and bottom of the screen and you feel like somebody just landed a swift triple kick to your medulla oblongata 

(Source: wingbeifong, via magicalbaka)

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.

—A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

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