river of consciousness

kiss my ass and my anus 'cause it's finally famous

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

deelekgolo:

when you brush your teeth you are petting your skeleton for a job well done

(via weed-rabbit)

digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

(via weed-rabbit)