river of consciousness

kiss my ass and my anus 'cause it's finally famous

toodrunktofindanurl:

toodrunktofindanurl:

I was bored and collected way too much Frozen stickers, so I put them kind of everywhere in my appartment and since I’m living with two guys I just 

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now they have a little Hans staring lovingly at their wee-wee when they are peeing, I hope they’ll like it.

They are yelling at me. They like it.

(via theblackship)

thechronicleofshe:

I wonder if you’re allowed to make friends in Hell. Or is it kind of like silent reading time, but with more fire.

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child-of-thanatos:

leftists:

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

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(Source: chekhov, via theblackship)

hey-there-sugartits:

lapfoxs:

A MOSQUITO TRIED TO BITE ME AND I SLAPPED IT AND KILLED IT AND I STARTED THINKING LIKE IT WAS JUST TRYING TO GET FOOD WHAT IF I WENT TO THE FRIDGE AND IT JUST SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT AND SNAPPED MY NECK HOW WOULD I FEEL

are u okay

(Source: bakrua, via theblackship)

Anonymous asked: How can you like avoid queefs? Lol

itssexualhour:

I have no idea how to avoid that, when it happens to me i start to moan loud as fuck, because my boyfriend start focusing on other noise other than me queefing